TNG S1 E03 - The Naked Now

October 3, 2987

"The crew of the Enterprise is infected with a virus that causes them to behave as though they were intoxicated." IMDB

The one where Wesley feels drunk....lol

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Stardate 41209.2

Running at Warp 7 to rendezvous with science vessel SS Tsiolkovsky, monitoring the collapse of a Red Dwarf

Other ship's crew is crazy, woman asks if there are pretty boys, and says they're going to have a real blow out here....emergency hatch gets blown, with excitement, as they all get blown out into space

Away team beams into messy hallway.

Hallways look exactly like those on the Enterprise D, which were also in the 1701-A refit, have the halls looked the same for every ship between the A and D??? despite differences in ever other aspect of the ship decor?

Away team finds the opened hatch, Rikers says they were sucked out, Data corrects as blown out

Tasha finds 10 frozen people.

Geordie finds several naked frozen people in a room, one in a closet, he gets infected,

80 people on that ship, all dead. very few people for such a large ship, well, a medium sized ship, definitely should be well more than only 80.

intro theme

The Tsiolkovsky's saucer section is mounted between the nacelles, requiring passing through the edge of the nacelles to get down the support arms to the lower hull of the ship.

Picard calls for transporters to be set to maximum decontamination before bringing the away team back, apparently it's not enough...

Geordie scans ok by Crusher, but is sweating, and gets snarky about the temperature, etc.

Dr Crusher quarantines Geordie to sickbay, but doesn't quarantine herself or Riker, etc, who were near Geordie

Riker asks Data about The Naked Time from TOS, thinking he had heard about someone showering in their clothes...

Geordie escapes because the sickbay is not locked off. Bad quarantine by Dr Crusher...total failure.

Geordie finds Wesley with a miniature tractor beam emitter, floating a chair. And then Wesley's voice mimicker...absolutely should be confiscated...Geordie likes it, and infects Wesley

Geordie gets depressed over not being able to see like Tasha can. Geordie infects Tasha

Picard and Troi gather around Geordie...definitely no quarantine...

Apparently nothing Dr Crusher can scan for reveals anything

Riker and Data continue searching for information from Kirk's ship.

Data notices Picard infected

Tasha breaks into Deanna's quarters, to try on Deanna's clothes...Tasha infects Deanna

"Snootful"

Wesley showing off his tractor beam to his mom. She sends him to their quarters. She realizes Wes is infected.

Tasha shaking her ass......and then a few short skirts...Tasha makes out with random science officer in engineering, infecting him.

Exploding star is a problem....but not a big one, they can out run it.

Wesley fakes Picard's voice to send chief engineer to the bridge, and the assistant chief to medical, and he takes over...

Wesley fakes Picard over the ship-wide coms, giving Wesley command of the ship.

Wesley puts engineering crew behind a force field, then promises dessert before ever meal.

Assistant engineer swears to be faithful to Captain Wesley...

Data repeating a limrick...."there was a young lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a ......" lol

Tasha drunk on coms, Picard sends Data to escort her to sickbay....Tasha is a beautifully sexy outfit...gloriously sexy....and she seduces Data. And we get her backstory of being abandoned as a child and abused, before she lays with Data.

Data claims his fully functionality, programmed in multiple techniques and methods of pleasuring...

Isolinear ships have been removed

Deanna tries seducing Riker because she feels everyone's horniness...Riker touches her face, infecting him.

Beverly tries to cure Geordie, doesn't work

Riker brings in Deanna, touches Beverly, finally infecting her....

Wesley refuses to give control back to Picard

Wesley learns he's drunk. "I feel strange, but also good."

Wesley calls Picard "Skipper" while saying tractor beams are his speciality

Riker and chief engineer trying to cut Wes' power

Beverly gets hot...

Data comes onto the bridge, drunk as a skunk, comparing himself to humans. He gets emotional

Beverly calls Picard to his office

Data falls over

Crusher comes onto Picard....he resists, barely

Worf still not infected

Star explodes

Ship doesn't respond to Worf trying to get the ship away

Assistant engineer playing with chips

Chief gets the force field down, scolds the assistant like he's a child.

Very cool tower that the assistant has built out of the control chips, that took prop effort more than just simple stacking........

Data called down to put the control chips back into place faster than any human could, but not fast enough...

Estimated 8 or 9 minutes until the star fragment hits, but Data will be slightly slower...

Beverly and Jean-Luc flirting more with first names rather than titles.

Wesley suggests using the ship's tractor beams as a repulsor beam, "Why not just see it in your head."

Beverly starts giving a successful antidote, with last minute flirting with Picard

Wes hits the repulsor beam against the Tsiolkosky, giving them a push, equal and opposite reactions, giving them just enough time for Data to finish putting away the chips and the bridge to engage engines

Picard credits Wesley for saving the day. And credit to his science teacher.

Data shakes Wesley's hand

Tasha to Data, it never happened...lol

Picard, we'll have a fine crew, if we avoid temptation.....Tasha side glances at Data, Riker and Troi make eye contact.

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